Laughter Enthusiast Mugs

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"What's the next best medicine?"

'Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?'

"I can't go"

'...instead of giving him morphine for his kidney stones, they are testing the healing power of laughter.'

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

'And the crazy thing is - I never knew I was such a funny guy until I got made boss!'

'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is in fact, a goat."

"You rang ?"

'A clown? What makes you think you could be a clown?'

'I'm always like this, and my family was wondering if you could prescribe a mild depressant.'

'No. I said, 'Inhale deeply, and hold your breath.''

"So, Mr. Smith, remember that little chat you had with the surgeon...?"

Nitrous Oxide.

"I'm not sure slipping notes under the door is the best communications strategy."

'On the other hand, maybe humor shouldn't be analyzed.'

"Make that sound again, you know, the one that makes me laugh."

"Proving negligence on the wall owner will be difficult, especially since you had no business up there."

"Go down there and make them laugh."

'You don't do faith healing, do you?'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"You're sicker than I think."

Bob would come to regret assisting Dr. Heimlich with inventing his maneuver.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A hand from a Port-a-John desperately reaching for a roll of toilet paper has it rolls away

'So, still won't talk eh?'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'I'd like to thank you...at least I eat tonight.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

'When I said send in the clowns, I meant the sales reps.'

Testing to Determine if Laughter is the Best Medicine.

'If you want our best medicine, please step to the next aisle.'

'Wish me luck! You're my first.'