Laughter Lover Mugs

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"Whoa – way too much information."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

Yoga feasibility studies.

Man in bed to hospital clown: 'It may surprise you to hear that, actually, morphine is the best medicine.'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

'Too Low?'

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

'My doctor says I should try to have more fun at work.'

'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

'Where are the kids?'

Indian checks email and sees that he has received Smokesignals.

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

Man sees sign on hospital: 'Heart Surgeons Wanted' 'Immediate Openings'

"What's the occasion?"

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."

"Can you try that stop again? Some of the pensioners on board are still standing."

'He really captured her in this one.'

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

Sigmund Freud, Massage Therapist

'If you step up to the curtain, we'll begin the cat scan.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

"...and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games!"