Laughter Therapy Lover Mugs

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

'Your oil light just went on.'

"The doctor will be in soon. Hang your clothes and any sense of modesty in the closet."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Get crazy once in a while

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Crab with a clown face.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I hate Mondays.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Stephen Fry

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'