Laughter Therapists Mugs

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Turn your head and laugh.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I knew you'd understand."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Laughter Therapy.

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

The serious corporation

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Laughing till you cry