Laughter Therapists Pillows

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"I knew you'd understand."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Laughter Therapy.

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Laughing till you cry