Laughter Therapy Pillows

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Laughter Therapy.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Laughing till you cry

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

'No one is buying our plummeting shares at the stock market, so Pumroy found a way to sell our toxic assets on Ebay.'

40 minutes in this position

'The Psychiatric ward? Certainly sir, it's round the bend...'

'Take two of these tablets,three times a day.Let me know if they work...I've got the same symptoms!'

"Good heavens - Poetry in motion"

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'

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"You said you wanted to speak to your loyal subjects!"

'Forget about the philosopher and meaning of humour, Buffo, just throw the custard pie in his face.'

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'