Laughter Therapy Gifts

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Turn your head and laugh.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Laughter Therapy.

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Laughing till you cry

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

'No one is buying our plummeting shares at the stock market, so Pumroy found a way to sell our toxic assets on Ebay.'

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

40 minutes in this position

"Good heavens - Poetry in motion"

'Take two of these tablets,three times a day.Let me know if they work...I've got the same symptoms!'

'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'

'The Psychiatric ward? Certainly sir, it's round the bend...'

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

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"You said you wanted to speak to your loyal subjects!"

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'