Laughter Therapist Gifts

'If his chart dips down to 15 here, he'll start emitting a hellish, non-stop squeal.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Laughing till you cry

Bernice Mountain Dog

Psychiatry. How much would you charge to cure my gullibility? How much have you got?

Turn your head and laugh.

'The Psychiatric ward? Certainly sir, it's round the bend...'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'

'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Turn your head and cough."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Laughter Therapy.

The serious corporation

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'