Laughter Therapist Gifts

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Laughing till you cry

Bernice Mountain Dog

'The Psychiatric ward? Certainly sir, it's round the bend...'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Man's aching body makes all the noise in the library.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'

'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Turn your head and cough."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Laughter Therapy.

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."