Laughter Medicine Advocate Gifts

'Take two of these tablets,three times a day.Let me know if they work...I've got the same symptoms!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Garden variety allergies."

"Turn your head and cough."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Turn your head and laugh.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

The serious corporation

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

Laughing till you cry

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'So your mother was sucked into the jet's engines - how did that make you feel?'

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