Laughter Medic Gifts

"Turn your head and cough."

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Get crazy once in a while

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Turn your head and laugh.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Jokes machine.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Toilet humour

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.