Laughter Medic Gifts

"Turn your head and cough."

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jokes machine.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Toilet humour

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Laughing till you cry

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."