Laughter In Medicine Gifts

"Your first operation? Mine too!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Medical Cabinet

Jokes machine.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"Don't sugar coat it, Doc."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

"There's something funny about those two."