Laughter In Medicine Mugs

"Your first operation? Mine too!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Jokes machine.

Medical Cabinet

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"Don't sugar coat it, Doc."

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'85% recover with no complications, 60% of the remaining 15% will have a slower recovery rate, and the remaining 40% of the 15% may need additional treatment.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

"There's something funny about those two."