Laughter Is The Best Medicine Mugs

'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Medical Cabinet

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Let the healing begin!"

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"It's cooties."

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"Your first operation? Mine too!"

Acupuncture

'The inflamed hemorrhoid is here to see you, Doctor.'

'Now take a deep breath and visualize your client being acquitted.'

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"

"Healthy Self-Talk for Dumb Stupid Idiots."

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

Wang Ying had a dental appointment at 'toof-hurty'!

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

STRIP Hambone: Depressed now delusions have gone