Laughter Is The Best Medicine Pillows

'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

Medical Cabinet

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"Let the healing begin!"

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

"It's cooties."

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Everytime he sticks his finger down his throat, he tells a joke."

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

"Your first operation? Mine too!"

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

Acupuncture

'The inflamed hemorrhoid is here to see you, Doctor.'

'Now take a deep breath and visualize your client being acquitted.'

'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

"Healthy Self-Talk for Dumb Stupid Idiots."

'Gwen, I feel horrible! I may have to cancel tonight's set. . . The E.R. doctor was so impressed, he let me keep his stethoscope.'

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"