Therapy Through Laughter Advocate Pillows

'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

Mathematician on the couch.

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I'm becoming predictable.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'