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STRIP Hambone: Depressed now delusions have gone

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

King and Jester

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"Teach me not to care."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

Medical Cabinet

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Can I take your disorder?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"No heroic measures."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Sardine psychologist.

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."