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STRIP Hambone: Depressed now delusions have gone

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

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"Albert the Great—what a joke."

King and Jester

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Teach me not to care."

Medical Cabinet

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"No heroic measures."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

Sardine psychologist.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

Can I take your disorder?