Therapy Laugh Enthusiast Pillows

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Teach me not to care."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Can I take your disorder?

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"No heroic measures."

Sardine psychologist.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'