Laughter In Healing Pillows

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

Self help acupuncture

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Jokes machine.

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

Hip Operation

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

"Let the healing begin!"

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"