Laughing Healer Pillows

"It's cooties."

Self help acupuncture

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Medical Cabinet

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The New Age Dentist.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"Let the healing begin!"

Dancing Doctor

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'