Playful Healer Pillows

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

Junior Doctor.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Disorderlies

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Playing Doctors.

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Dancing Doctor

"Race you to the spleen!"

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"It's cooties."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

I think it's candy for old people. PEZ. MEDZ.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"