Joyful Healer Pillows

'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'

Dancing Doctor

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

Licensed Therapist

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Junior Doctor.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'Reflexes normal.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Race you to the spleen!"

"It's cooties."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Earth and doctor

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery