Heroic Healer Pillows

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Licensed Therapist

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

New Age Store.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

EU Vaccine approval

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

COVID 19

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'