Laughter Loving Medical Professional Mugs

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Medical Cabinet

"You won’t need refills."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'