Laughter In Healthcare Gifts

"Good heavens - Poetry in motion"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"Turn your head and cough."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Turn your head and laugh.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Laughing till you cry

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.