Laughter In Healthcare Pillows

"Good heavens - Poetry in motion"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jokes machine.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Laughing till you cry

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."