Laughter Infectious Pillows

"Don't sugar coat it, Doc."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

This side is the gag reel.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Magic Tricks

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Inkwell Genie.

Clown walks balloon dog

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."