Laughter Infectious Gifts

"Don't sugar coat it, Doc."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Magic Tricks

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Clown walks balloon dog

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.