Laughter Loving Gifts

Hip Operation

'Actually, I'm a bit low on ammo today, so I'll just have a pack of fags and a loaf of bread thanks...'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Snowprov

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!