Laughter Loving Mugs

Hip Operation

'Actually, I'm a bit low on ammo today, so I'll just have a pack of fags and a loaf of bread thanks...'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Crab with a clown face.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'