Laughter In Nature Gifts

I thought you brought the camera!

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Get crazy once in a while

Crab with a clown face.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Stephen Fry

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

This side is the gag reel.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.