Laughter Gifts

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

'A funny thing happened at the office today but no one would tell me what it was.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

"Laughter IS the best medicine, but not if you throw out your back doing it."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Thanks you've been a great audience, especially the guy in the third row with the great laugh."

'It's a barrel of laughs.'

"I presume you're familiar with the expression 'Laughter is the best medicine,Mister Murdoch?'"

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

'Yes, spring fever is contagious. It's spread through yawning.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

Jokes machine.

John Bishop

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh

Pandora's Change Purse...

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

'It's a suggestion from your health care provider. Read one of these jokes every hour. Laughter is the best medicine.'

Toilet humour

"Mummy, am I sick? My teacher said my laugh was contagious..."

"The dogs agree: Your husband has a most distinctive laugh."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

"He's my support animal. He does the ROF while I do the LOL."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

Extremely Practical Jokes.

A man in sunglasses

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I swear you make me laugh when I'm eating just to see squid come out my blowhole.

So? You snort when you laugh too.