Laughter Guru Gifts

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Forget about the philosopher and meaning of humour, Buffo, just throw the custard pie in his face.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Get crazy once in a while

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'