Laughter Guru Prints

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Forget about the philosopher and meaning of humour, Buffo, just throw the custard pie in his face.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Get crazy once in a while

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Crab with a clown face.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

This side is the gag reel.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Stephen Fry

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.