Gurgling Guru Gifts

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Getting through the week.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"More helium."

We stock ALL sizes...

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Acupuncture clinic

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Cleaning the Horse

Although she wrote in her online dating profile that she wanted a guy with a sense of humor, this was not what Mindy had envisioned.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Tragedy and Material