Guru Giggler Gifts

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

Clown God

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Get on with it!

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

We stock ALL sizes...

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Acupuncture clinic

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'