Laughter Engineer Gifts

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Crab with a clown face.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Get crazy once in a while

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Stephen Fry

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

This side is the gag reel.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'