Laughter Navigator Gifts

"How's my flying?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Bad for you but to die for

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Tour de Frank"

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Barcode Dreams

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

This side is the gag reel.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Magic Tricks

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"Turn your head and cough."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"