Laughter Chaser Gifts

'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Crab with a clown face.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Get crazy once in a while

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Stephen Fry

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."