Laughter Chaser Gifts

'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

Man fishing with large bait

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'