Laughter Seekers Gifts

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

'Get it up? Sweetheart, I'm just happy I can still p*** through it!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"That'll be five bucks."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Crab with a clown face.

Man fishing with large bait

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

This side is the gag reel.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."