Laughter Addict Gifts

Died laughing.

They hated me.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Man fishing with large bait

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Crab with a clown face.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

This side is the gag reel.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'