Laughter Detective Gifts

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Crab with a clown face.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Get crazy once in a while

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Man fishing with large bait

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Stephen Fry

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

This side is the gag reel.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'