Laughter Specialist Gifts

"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Get crazy once in a while

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

This side is the gag reel.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Magic Tricks

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Turn your head and cough."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Jim Carrey,

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."