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"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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Man fishing with large bait

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Turn your head and cough."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Clown walks balloon dog

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."