Laughter Medicine Gifts

I'm suffering from kleptomania, Doctor. Can I take your temperature?...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Turn your head and cough."

Turn your head and laugh.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Jokes machine.

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Toilet humour

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Laughing till you cry

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.