Laughter Medicine Gifts

I'm suffering from kleptomania, Doctor. Can I take your temperature?...

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jokes machine.

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Laughing till you cry

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."