Laughter Prescription Gifts

'A tickle in your throat that won't go away? We'll just see about that.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Man fishing with large bait

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"Turn your head and cough."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Turn your head and laugh.

Clown walks balloon dog

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Crane fishing

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."