Laughter Prescription Gifts

'A tickle in your throat that won't go away? We'll just see about that.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man fishing with large bait

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Get crazy once in a while

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Turn your head and cough."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Crane fishing

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Jokes machine.