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"He's one tough cookie. I've never seen anyone bounce back from an autopsy before."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

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'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Man fishing with large bait

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Turn your head and cough."