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"He's one tough cookie. I've never seen anyone bounce back from an autopsy before."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

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'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man fishing with large bait

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Crab with a clown face.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Stephen Fry

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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