Laughter Physicist Gifts

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Turn your head and cough."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Inkwell Genie.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Jim Carrey,

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."