Laughter In Medicine Advocate Gifts

'I'm afraid you don't have a prognosis...It had to be removed while you were under.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Jokes machine.

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Medical Cabinet

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"