Laughter Management Gifts

'No one is buying our plummeting shares at the stock market, so Pumroy found a way to sell our toxic assets on Ebay.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Biofelineism

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Get crazy once in a while

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Turn your head and cough."

Turn your head and laugh.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Jokes machine.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Toilet humour

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

The serious corporation

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'