Laughter Management Gifts

'No one is buying our plummeting shares at the stock market, so Pumroy found a way to sell our toxic assets on Ebay.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Biofelineism

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Get crazy once in a while

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Turn your head and cough."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Jokes machine.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Toilet humour

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'You say it only hurts when you laugh? Don't worry, I've brought in a specialist.'