Laughter Driver Gifts

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"I need to tinkle."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man fishing with large bait

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Crab with a clown face.

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'