Laughter Driver Gifts

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"I need to tinkle."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Crab with a clown face.

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'Your reflexes are still good!'

Get crazy once in a while

Man fishing with large bait

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'